If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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