I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You've changed since you got that strap on
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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