My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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