everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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