he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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