you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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