your room smells of hookers.
And success
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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