Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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