I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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