I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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