Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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