there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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