I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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