did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
