Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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