You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You're like the curious george of whores
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
foreskin is a definite game changer
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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