At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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