Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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