I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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