singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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