how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
