when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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