oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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