I am in a vortex of obligation.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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