I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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