No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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