Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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