i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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