Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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