I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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