I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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