Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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