I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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