I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm sobbing to NWA
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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