bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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