wanna go halves on a baby?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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