This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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