TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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