god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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