Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just had sex on a roof
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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