The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
