She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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