Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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