I love black thongs
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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