***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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