But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
