Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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