No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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