do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it glows. i had to have it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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