she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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