Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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