Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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